WWIS - What the fuck am I?

Some of you may be aware of the "What Would I Say?" Facebook app.

http://what-would-i-say.com/

This lovely gizmo creates a fake status by analysing a portion of the comments and statuses you've posted in the past.
As you can imagine, for most people at least, this can be rather funny. For me however, it is a window on to my very soul. Thanks to the wide range of shite I post on Facebook on a daily basis, there is a nice repertoire for the app to choose from. To that end, here are some of my favourites. Enjoy:

• The best fucking shite
• fuck it, you
• Dick party at mine
• That is the fuck
• pfft zombies are utter cockjesters
• ahh i think years of excessive masturbation aid in it
• Call someone a Cunt
• XP has fucking AIDS now.
• i already own a fucking knife. Sit back
• STOP TAKING SHIT
• Bestiality, drug dealer...
• I don't go through the outbreak of Cunt
• Smoke a blunt, slap a bitch.
• PHYSICS. STARS, CUNT!
• Police do yourselves a retard
• a bit of Largest Phallus in public
• It's already a massive bift then
•  I don't particularly give a superman fan
• its probably just generally a horrible place to wipe them
• i'll teabag his fucking rectum
• thank him with various power tools
• This status is forced to shoot jews from a fucking spastic for people
• Seeing everyone in a quiet voice exclaimed Ahhh... Bisto.
• a bit shit
• The best presenter by a blue whale spunks in his INTRO MAN
• It was an excuse to make a chocolate cake you're a fucking spastic
• its probably caught masturbating over trolls nowadays
• It's already a shithole.
• For those over the outbreak of velcro at the shadows and fuck
• 2 cunts with them.
• I don't recall mentioning anything regarding my blood everywhere.
• Jesus fucking expensive shit
• glue sandpaper to a facebookwide masturbation aid in a truly great storm, i can regulate it
• You're gunna turn dem fuckas into pin cushions
• Its portrayal of blacks is fun
• A fart followed by a sloshing sound in the budget ran out through his cock
•  i'll teabag his torn corpse.
•  A novice at being angry if anyone is low-res boob shots a quick google took on China's Censorship skeletor
• Everything he touches turns to cheaper speaker reviews on it

And of course my personal favourite "An exercise in their sadistic nazi strapon porn".
This confirms my suspicion that I should be locked up and forgotten about forever. Think you can do better? Post in the comments below...