Merry Cuntmas

A small excerpt from a conversation with my Fiance. She can rant too...

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  1:14pm

  Bethanie Bathory Derrig

  right

  i'm going to prove that christians stole yule from pagans

  for my own personal reasons and i'm going to ramble at you

  xD
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  1:15pm

  James Stone

  do it.
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  1:16pm

  Bethanie Bathory Derrig

  even god damn fucking santa

  we're told that he's based on some actual figure called kriss kringle amongst other things

  KRISS FUCKING KRINGLE

  did you know that is a story that is actually from norse religion?

  the fat beardy guy in a sleigh is actually based on odin

  odin was the germanic god of mid winter

  activity from the spirit world was beleived to be stronger during midwinter and odin, atop slephinir would ride across the skies with the wildhunt

  if you read up about slephinir you can see how he would turn into the stories of reindeer that can fly and carry santa around the world so quickly

  Odin has more than one name in norse and in other germanic religions

  one of which is Jolnir

  which means the figure of yule

  AND GET THIS

  TO APPEASE ODIN AND SLEPHINIR AS THEY ROSE ACROSS THE HEAVENS LIKE BAMFS

  CHILDREN WOULD LEAVE OUT SHOES AND SOCKS WITH CARROTS AND HAY FOR SLEPHINIR

  AND IN RETURN FOR THEIR KINDNESS ODIN WOULD LEAVE THEM GIFTS

  SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR?
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  1:23pm

  James Stone

  it rings a bell yeah...
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  1:23pm

  Bethanie Bathory Derrig

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